considering

rut roh....

2011-08-25T09:31:00.001-04:00

Brilliantly Sarcastic

2011-08-18T12:16:00.000-04:00

There's something for you, on this fine Thursday. View the full set of altered signs at Happy Place.

This year's white elephant

2011-08-09T09:32:00.000-04:00

The toilet mug.

(Buy it here).

Steve Buscemi Dress

2011-08-01T16:22:00.000-04:00

Just in time for back-to-school shopping! The Steve Buscemi dress. (Black Milk Clothing).

"Neighbors are weary."

2011-02-15T11:59:00.001-05:00

crown your jewels.

2011-02-02T14:13:00.002-05:00

The Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction are sold in royal purple packs with an image of the Royal couple on the front.

The packaging instructs users to "lie back and think of England" and adds: "Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion."

Company spokesman Hugh Pomfret says: "We set our craftsmen to create these heirloom quality love sheaths. In years to come they'll be a memento of a magical day."

The cold hard facts:

They are novelty...and do not prevent pregnancy or STD's.

Over 1000 packages have been sold.

via orange.

interesting location of straw on sippy cup

2011-02-02T13:24:00.001-05:00

boing boing

The Bermuda Triangle of Productivity

2011-01-27T12:38:00.001-05:00

Fuschia Macaree.

Croc swallows mobile phone, becomes constipated and burps ringtones

2011-01-21T15:43:00.000-05:00

" Gena, a 14-year-old crocodile at an aquarium in Ukraine, "has been refusing food and acting listless after eating a cell phone dropped by a woman as she tried to photograph him."

The phone keeps ringing.

The woman "is resigned to losing her phone, but still wants its SIM card back since that has her precious photos and contacts." And the crocodile has bigger problems: he "has not eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and in pain."

-Xeni Jardin
(AP via Yahoo News via Submitterator, thanks, Yenisei)

Haunting coyote roadkill silhouette

2011-01-19T11:48:00.001-05:00

"Dylan Menges snapped this haunting silhouette of left behind when he moved the still-warm corpse of a roadkilled coyote: "She hadn't been there long (still warm), and moving her carcass off the road revealed the salty silhouette from passing cars on a winter highway."
Charlie Down (via Reddit)

The Wine Rack: It's a Bra

2011-01-16T17:57:00.001-05:00

The Wine Rack: It's a Bra

Joel Johnson at 7:30 AM Wednesday, Feb 6, 2008

The "Wine Rack" is a bra that can be filled with up to 25-ounces of fluid and emptied through a convenient bite-locked tube. There's no way to discuss this without offending someone, so I offer you a choice of three descriptions by which you can be scandalized:

• Boobze. (Bonus: Camelfront.)

• Perfect for duplicitous, predatory transvestites–as your shrinking breasts belie your masculine nature your guzzling target will be proportionately less concerned.

• Bubbly in your jubblies!

It's available only in size "small" at the moment for $30, but medium is on backorder.

via boing boing

stop motion street art

2011-01-11T14:26:00.002-05:00

Cover your banana in style.

2011-01-11T14:21:00.001-05:00

The hello kitty banana cover.

via boing boing.

Fried Gnocchi

2010-12-20T11:39:00.001-05:00

Ever wonder what happens if you put gnocchi in a deep-fat frier? Steve from WebRestaurantStore discovered, the hard way, that they burst, flinging themselves high in the air in a shower of white-hot, hilarious grease.

london boys VS autechre

2010-12-20T11:32:00.001-05:00

black swan/ show girls mashup trailer

2010-12-17T17:55:00.001-05:00

Showgirls | Black Swan Trailer MASH UP from Jeffrey McHale on Vimeo.

awesome.

The 44 Page UBS Dress Code

2010-12-15T10:51:00.003-05:00

It's been quite the buzz in the past few days...have you heard about the UBS Dress Code manual released? Put on your reading glasses and settle into this 44 page gem. Dealbreaker's Bess Levin instills a little confidence in the boys:

One thing that is helpful, if you’ve somehow managed to obtain and hold a job on Wall Street (and or made it past your 13th birthday) without ever learning to tie a tie? This handy how-to guide:

The basics (which extend to topics in the NSFW territory...)

"Men should don footgear with a shoehorn; women should not wear new shoes."

>Button your dress coat when you stand, ALWAYS. I don't care if you're tired of it.

"Women may wear no more than seven jewels, men three."

"Scarves are compulsory, and to be tied with 'authorized knots.'"

"The hair-care section notes studies have shown that properly cared-for hair and a stylish haircut 'increase an individual's popularity.'"

"UBS's advice for men even extends to underwear, which should be of good quality and easily washable, but still remain undetectable."

>Lingerie should be "skin-colored," and ladies' skirts should not be "too tight behind."

>Ties must match the "morphology of the face."

Family guy, bin laden beginning (in english)

2010-12-03T13:25:00.000-05:00

Cats Playing Patty-cake, what they were saying...

2010-12-03T13:20:00.000-05:00

Waltz of the Segways

2010-11-08T00:41:00.000-05:00

The Limited Edition Barbie Foosball Table

2010-11-06T11:04:00.002-04:00

An unlikely marriage- the Bonzini Babyfoot Barbie Foosball Table is the most extravagant item from Mattel's limited-edition, privately commisioned, "The Plastic Collection" of carefully curated Barbie items from around the world.

Here's a good way to spend your next eight minutes.

2010-10-18T19:46:00.001-04:00

Lying to Kids - Krypton

2010-10-18T19:30:00.000-04:00

New Line Of German Stuffed Animals With Mental Illnesses

2010-10-02T10:54:00.001-04:00

For your gift giving consideration: Dub the severely depressed turtle? German toymaker Paraplush has designed a controversial new line of toys with an assortment of psychiatric disorders. The company advertises stuffed animals who suffer from a range of mental illnesses (bipolar disorder, depression, multiple personality disorder) and even come packaged with a personalized medical history and treatment plan.

"'Patients' from the Paraplush toy company include Dub the turtle with severe depression, Sly the snake who suffers from terrifying hallucinations, Dolly the sheep with a multiple personality disorder and a crocodile with an irrational fear of water," writes Orange UK. Each mentally ill Paraplush toy, designed by Martin Kittsteiner, retails for $38.

I'm clearly not doing enough with my life.

2010-09-29T22:11:00.001-04:00

OK Go - White Knuckles

2010-09-21T10:07:00.000-04:00

kudos @mattbretan

Microsoft's Vision of the Future (Parody)

2010-09-07T16:04:00.000-04:00

Confessions of a Hipster

2010-09-07T13:35:00.000-04:00

Recounting a Robbery

2010-09-06T22:51:00.002-04:00

My Dad sent me this one...original link at Huffington Post.

This is serious.

2010-09-05T10:25:00.003-04:00

Naked Cunt Water

2010-09-02T18:21:00.001-04:00

Horrifying Japanese Toilet For Kids

2010-08-26T14:34:00.002-04:00

thank you and then un-thank you Max1e6.

Squirrel Travolta

2010-08-17T16:30:00.001-04:00

(via eyesaiditbefore, rocketboom)

The Majestic Plastic Bag

2010-08-17T11:08:00.000-04:00

Great Things Come in Bears

2010-08-06T16:53:00.001-04:00

When is it no longer a sleeping bag....

2010-07-30T15:03:00.002-04:00

...when does it become a jumpsuit? Also, this file was previously (and remains) titled "sexthotness."

via: Apartment Therapy.

BrewDog Sells Strongest Beer in Stuffed Animals

2010-07-30T12:21:00.003-04:00

Grab me a cold one? Called 'The End of History,' the product is actually sold out. This comes as no surprise to me, as I can't think of any other way to drink beer. Read more at their blog.

This is exactly what we all want on our vaginas.

2010-07-29T12:47:00.001-04:00

There's a Spa in Manhattan that specializes in "bikini inking" vaginas.

Good news ladies, you can stop shaving your bikini line!

2010-07-29T12:42:00.002-04:00

Image via Jezebel

Walmart would like you to get liquored up for Back to School

2010-07-29T10:37:00.003-04:00

Few things.

1. Do college students use Elmer's glue or Crayola crayons?
2. Do kindergartners slam shots of Jose Cuervo?

GREED Effective Immediately- at Bryant Park Station

2010-07-28T15:49:00.002-04:00

Taking it to the streets. How do you feel about the limited 'unlimited' metrocard?

Who wouldn't want to take their office with them?

2010-07-28T13:24:00.003-04:00

Called Kruikantoor, this portable office from Netherlands designer Tim Vinke is made from foam and includes; two chairs, a table, power strips and bookshelves. I'd like to see someone transport this on the subway.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me...

2010-07-28T12:45:00.001-04:00

via Tigerbutter

Wave em in the air like you don't care

2010-07-28T12:38:00.000-04:00

Sexy People

2010-07-23T09:49:00.003-04:00

Hot blog find! Check out more at Sexy People.

Skateboarding Dog

2010-07-22T12:06:00.000-04:00

Watch a bunch of dogs eating ice cream.

2010-07-22T11:45:00.001-04:00

Born with the courage of an eagle...

2010-07-21T10:06:00.002-04:00

Flying Donkey Shocks Russian Beach

2010-07-20T15:03:00.000-04:00

Let me check my coin purse...

2010-07-15T14:46:00.001-04:00

RP/Encore is featuring a Rat Bowtie and the Pigeon Wing Necklace and, of course, the Large White Rat Coin Purse (which still has its own coin purse) shown above. Their disclaimer states that all the animals used for this line were "the victims of road kill, pest control or natural death" except in some cases (due to high demand, I suppose, like around Christmas) they'll use "feeder rats".
photo via greenopolis

Candwich

2010-07-08T15:15:00.002-04:00

If Candwiches are too "out there" for you, perhaps you might join the frenzied crowd rushing to get into the fast-growing pet chicken market? Do you have any idea how much money you can make selling "$25 chicken diapers and $8 saddles, which are protective aprons for the hen," to the likes of Susan Orlean?

via Gawker

Pygmy Jeroba

2010-07-04T13:19:00.001-04:00

This seems to be a love-child between a gerbal...and a...bird?

Microsoft .NET vs Java - trailer [HD]

2010-07-02T09:29:00.001-04:00

iPhone 4 Vs HTC Evo

2010-07-01T11:22:00.000-04:00

iPhone 4 Vs HTC Evo - Watch more Funny Videos

foxy times

2010-06-30T11:27:00.001-04:00

(via bloodtongue)

the to-do list

2010-06-25T09:56:00.000-04:00

via hyperbole & a half

Canned Unicorn Meat

2010-06-21T15:40:00.001-04:00

The National Pork Board has threatened ThinkGeek with legal action over its Canned Unicorn Meat spoof product.

You have been marketing a product called "Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat" using the slogan "Unicorn - the new white meat." ... National Pork Board is the owner of THE OTHER WHITE MEAT® in the United States and elsewhere around the world, and owns the following federal trademark registrations.

OFFICIALLY OUR BEST-EVER CEASE AND DESIST [ThinkGeek via @laughingsuid]

Natural Selection

2010-06-21T15:05:00.001-04:00

via awesomethis.

I don't really know what this is, but I like it.

2010-06-21T15:03:00.000-04:00

MTA to take back their FML

2010-06-15T10:56:00.001-04:00

Gothamist:

An internet meme has met the MTA, albeit briefly. When new changes to the transit system led to new signs marking some stations, the agency was forced to put the letters F, M, and L together at 14th Street and 6th Avenue. Surely, this wasn't the first time the letters FML met the letters MTA—though until now they've likely only come together in straphanger's heads or transmitted through Twitter feeds—but the agency doesn't seem to want it so, you know, in your face. And with that, NYCT's Charles Seaton told CityRoom, “As soon as we became aware of it, we were going to change it. We thought there was a certain population out there who might recognize it, even though we didn’t, obviously.”

Solo Warrior- takes on Osama

2010-06-15T10:33:00.002-04:00

"A sword...Christian reading material"

This machine has no brain, use your own.

2010-06-11T17:45:00.002-04:00

(It's a floor sander)

via boing boing

leave the fun on

2010-06-11T10:48:00.000-04:00

Waiting for your instant noodles!

2010-06-09T18:42:00.001-04:00

Product designer h concept created this little humanoid toy that holds down your Cup Noodle lid for you and then tells you when 3 minutes is up by changing color!

“Bearded Beanie” Hat by Taraduff

2010-06-08T18:57:00.002-04:00

Buy it here.

Bloomberg pushes, "C'mon Lebron"

2010-06-03T21:15:00.002-04:00

All signs point to excellent mayoral leadership in New York City.

via Gothamist

I'd really like to meet the Pedigree Marketing Team

2010-06-03T15:24:00.003-04:00

Remember the Optimal Pooper video? Pedigree kind of rocks at advertising...

Pickle Floss

2010-06-01T14:57:00.001-04:00

Archie McPhee & Co.: New Products

You can speak to an Octopus.

2010-06-01T13:18:00.001-04:00

Say Hebbo! from Torvakian on Vimeo.

A word from BP

2010-06-01T12:11:00.002-04:00

They won't come to you.

2010-06-01T11:36:00.000-04:00

The Sushi Popper

2010-05-28T00:11:00.002-04:00

The good news is: sushi poppers are made fresh daily. On the other hand, there are people eating sushi in the form of a "pop."

via Consumerist

Hair Conditioner

2010-05-26T13:22:00.000-04:00

Hair Conditioner from Jonathan Gurvit on Vimeo.

Fake Nipples Bring All the Boys to the Yard

2010-05-26T09:58:00.005-04:00

From, English retailer Selfridges, I offer you"Body Perks Nipple Enhancers." The retailer claims that "the natural look is back." Only £9.95 / $14. [Selfridges via FabSugarUK]

Thx @taylorfowler

Actions Jeans!

2010-05-11T12:29:00.001-04:00

U.S. Soldiers In Afghanistan Are A Little Embarrassed By Lady Gaga Video

2010-05-02T16:55:00.002-04:00

Kudos to improvisation and creativity. Amaze. Read more here....

High Tide Heels

2010-04-30T12:28:00.001-04:00

If you were seeking footwear worse that Crocs, it's here.

thx @taylorfowler

Jesus holding a baby dinosaur.

2010-04-22T11:01:00.000-04:00

via

The Flip Flop Guy at Coachella 2010

2010-04-22T09:38:00.001-04:00

Big Dick is Dragging

2010-04-21T11:40:00.000-04:00

Big Dick rides the Subway from David Livingston on Vimeo.

The Adam and Eve Interactive Sleeping Bag

2010-04-16T11:46:00.002-04:00

Planning a *romantic* camping trip? I found you a sleeping bag. Purchase at My Deco.

The Neighbor, The Gorilla Suit

2010-04-12T12:18:00.001-04:00

All children should be bathed in snakes.

2010-04-09T10:40:00.002-04:00

Well done, parents. I label this natural selection.

via.

Standing Cat (mute volume suggested)

2010-04-08T14:25:00.000-04:00

Kirin Alcohol Free Commercial + Loads of Pregnant Women

2010-04-06T01:47:00.001-04:00

NYC Subway Gets Rick Roll'd

2010-04-05T15:41:00.001-04:00

Proud Subway Begging.

Scarface, elementary style.

2010-04-01T12:14:00.001-04:00

Nubrella

2010-03-30T12:40:00.004-04:00

You have to admit this is either genius...or asking for absolute massacre. The streets are already a battle field of dead umbrellas....can the Nubrella withstand the wind+ rain? Or will it take you down with it?

The Slightly Awkward Evian Ads

2010-03-29T16:29:00.001-04:00

The doggie high chair.

2010-03-28T20:51:00.003-04:00

I don't get it.

If you do, you can buy it here.

But- please don't.

Stouffer's and Suicide Prevention

2010-03-24T16:29:00.000-04:00

It seems that the blanket and the wetsuit have had a love child.

2010-03-24T14:47:00.003-04:00

I guess this Sealpelt is part blanket, part suit.

Make him almost look you in the eyes

2010-03-24T10:25:00.002-04:00

Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

Kudos Marto, for this find.

Neighborhood News

2010-03-24T09:32:00.003-04:00

Looks like there has been a win and a lose in the chicken community. See the original at New York online.

Lazer Tits

2010-03-23T19:37:00.005-04:00

This website definitely added a few gold stars to my day.
View more at Lazer Tits (dot) com.

Young Me Now Me.

2010-03-23T19:33:00.001-04:00

Good Lord.

View more & submit yours here.

How to Organize Your Cats

2010-03-23T15:25:00.000-04:00

Russian Cows Watch TV

2010-03-19T11:32:00.003-04:00

A farmer in Russia decided to equip his cow barn with LED TV's. He apparently got word that happier cows are cows with movies of green fields. I guess that's cheaper than putting them in fields? Those cows have better technology that I do.

More brilliant! A study was conducted that the happier (TV watching) cows are better milk producers.

An Umbrella for your Dog

2010-03-17T16:24:00.003-04:00

Product page (Japanese)

Is this better than me leaning over my pug with an umbrella? Doubtful.

I guess you'll do.

2010-03-11T12:00:00.001-05:00